OMG! Nice brick dude!
THAAAAAAT’S A BRICK AND I’M PUFF-ING TOOO-KINNG… (to the tune of Ben Folds Five’s Brick.) I amuse myself to a ridic degree.
My dad’s old engraved army-issue cigarette case. I filled it with healing and love.
how does weed grow brain cells? that’s literally impossible. and how does it save police and NHS billions of dollars? that I also don’t understand.
who the FUCK thinks this cures cancer? they give it to terminal patients to lower their anxiety. silly stoners.
^forgot the cancer part.. agreed pluto. once again, you are great. haha
It decreases the size of tumors.
“Run From The Cure” is a documentary you can find on youtube about a dude who lived in Nova Scotia and grew his own hemp for the sole purpose of curing people of cancer. He didn’t charge anyone, and everyone who had tried it, swore by it.
Of course the govt found out about it and arrested him. He’s since been exiled and now lives in Europe somewhere.
>cures cancer
>gets exiled
-slow clap for the American government.-
e__e
I’m in a late-night rage over this fucking government/weed bullshit. It’s by far the most beneficial and medicinal plant that exists for us, and that is EXACTLY why it is illegal. What would Advil do if people could go buy a strain of weed that helps specifically with headaches, even above and beyond how much ALL weed ALREADY helps w/ headaches? What would paper companies do when people realized how much less water and labor it takes to produce 1 hemp t-shirt vs. 1 cotton t-shirt? It’s late and I don’t even have my statistics cap on, but believe me, it’s an overwhelming comparison when you see it laid out. Who else would NOT benefit from marijuana prohibition coming to an end, hmm, let’s see…: cig companies. Prescription pill companies of all kinds. The creators of Marinol, a bullshit “synthetic weed”. Of COURSE we need to smoke the one that’s only 1 of 9 components in a fucking pill. “As long as you don’t have to smoke it” seems to be catchphrase of the day. But wait, cigs are legal. Scratch that. Bottom line is, it’s SO therapeutic, good look denying us for much longer. We will rise up against this prohibition just like we have all others. And that is what I like about American’s as a group - we will NOT allow our mind-altering substances to be fucked with.
Dear Tumblr,
I have never felt so alone. I have never felt so betrayed. I am a child prodigy - I was told so at 20! I am a vessel, I am a port, I am fun in a bottle, I am fun to snort. I am fun for kids, they love me, I am fun for moms, they fuck me, I am fun for dads, they devour me, I am fun in the shower, so scour me, but the great thing is that not all families are made of a mom, a dad, and a kid. My Mom has like 8 cousins who all live near eachother and they all have like 9-12 kids. They just fuck and have kids and fuck and have kids and fuck and have fuckin’ kids. The older kids resent the fuck out of it, and I would too.
I am in so much pain physically and emotionally that I wish I had some Dilauded. It’s like heroin in a little bottle. My crazy friend’s crazy babydaddy is on it ALL THE TIME, ROUND THE CLOCK for an injury that happened YEARS ago. IF ANYONE deserves outpatient dilauded, it is fucking ME. I want to feel that relief and delicious “nothing is wrong”-ness. Let it wash over ME! Not DOUCHE!
I realized weed is a beautiful, beautiful plant and I decided I am super pissed the government is trying to prevent me from medicating myself with a PLANT. It GROWS on the EARTH, fuckers! I have been researching different strains, and if weed were legal, I could smoke some for appetite and nausea before attempting to eat, pain when I’m in pain, there are ones w/ specialites such as nerve pain, Celiac disease (!!!), and stomach problems. I want to have this vast array available to me, but I could be imprisoned for this as of now. FUCK. THAT.
I’m gonna try to sleep. I’m gonna try not to cry. I’m gonna try to accept love from a man who’s meant for me. I’m gonna try to smoke as much weed as possible. I’m gonna break your lego castle. I’m gonna build you one of sand :)
The world of sleep needs me now, don’t be so fuckin selfish, land of the living.
Oh, I passed out from 2pm to 6pm today. Alcohol was not involved.
I’m gonna be a ROCKSTAR
Happy 4:20! Spark up a doobie like this guy! This picture must’ve come straight from Canadia, where the weed flows like wine. Shit, I wish I lived on the border of the country. Pay a quarter of what we pay in these non-border states. Shit, dude.
Happy 4:20, spark one up! Holy shit, that’s a shitton of smoke! I wish I could take hits that deep… I wanna party w/ this girl.
Wake ‘n’ bake: rural edition. Hot girls in good moods!
I wanna hotbox a fuckin’ field, shiiiit…
I love when if drifts out in gusts… I feel like a city with a thick bog covering the glow of my neon lights in the early morning darkness.
